24 INCH PYTHON?

If you thought CHYNA was the pro wrestler you’d least like to see in a porno, I think I can change your mind. Because there’s a HULK HOGAN sex tape being shopped around.

It features Hulk with an unidentified brunette . . . so it’s obviously not his ex-wife LINDA or his current wife JENNIFER . . . who are both blondes. There’s no word when the tape was filmed.

TMZ saw a clip, in which Hulk pulls off his shirt and tells the woman, quote, “I started to work out again.” Then he runs his hands through his hair. Or what’s left of it. Oh, and Hulk has a thong-shaped tan line.

Hulk isn’t denying this. In fact, he tells TMZ the tape must have been recorded at least five years ago, after his divorce from Linda, but before he met Jennifer . . . when he went on a four-and-a-half-month alcohol-and-sex bender.

He says, quote, “During that time, I don’t even remember people’s names, much less girls.” As such, he doesn’t know who the woman in this tape is.

But he will be sending his legal team after anyone who tries to distribute it. (–Listen to Hulk’s comments here.)

Hulks attorney says he didn’t even know he was being recorded, and called the tape, quote, “an outrageous invasion of privacy and breach of trust if it is genuine.”

Seems tough to embarass a guy that wears a speedo and a doo-rag.