YOUR DAILY DUMBASS IS Jose Canseco BECAUSE OF HIS Twitter Rant on How Global Warming Could’ve Prevented the Titanic Disaster

The Titanic hit an iceberg 100 years ago. If it hadn’t been there, the Titanic would’ve been fine, right? Let’s hear a theory on THAT from one of America’s foremost philosophical resources . . . the Twitter feed of JOSE CANSECO.

Here’s a chronological rundown of his stream-of-consciousness Twitter rant from Saturday night on how global warming could’ve prevented the Titanic disaster. And yes, it’s not clear he knows the difference between an iceberg and an icicle.

Quote, “Titanic 100 years wow. Global warming could’ve saved Titanic. Sad to say.

“Because we don’t recycle and consume like crazy, icicles are nonexistent. Titanic would’ve still existed today.

“That ['Saturday Night Live'] is very funny.

“You clowns it’s very simple. With global warming the weather is hotter so the icebergs would be melted and Titanic saved.

“100 years ago people actually cared about planet and respected nature. Now we can care less and consume energy like it’s free.

“Titanic reminds me of the days I had two yachts in Miami but no icicles.

“I had a bat I named Titanic. It was biggest Rawlings ever made and beautiful and unbreakable. Don’t know where Titanic is now.”