A Karate Instructor Explains How to Prevent a Sexual Assault by Grossing Out Your Attacker . . . or Biting Off His Weenis, huh?!?!

The website EverythingIsTerrible tracked down a hilarious self-defense video from the ’80s. It’s a karate instructor named Lou Casamassa showing women how to prevent a sexual assault.

A few of his tips include grossing out your attacker by drooling on yourself, burping, and passing gas . . . because, quote, “the smell may drive him away.”

Then a woman shows how to bite off a guy’s Weenis, Just in case you need to. She uses a cucumber instead of the real thing.
(may not be work friendly, so watch with caution)