daily dumbass!

Last week, Walmart security guards in Chandler, Arizona spotted 56-year-old Tomas Arenas trying to shoplift a bottle of beer.

So they grabbed him on the way out and brought him back inside. Tomas knew he was SCREWED . . . so he came up with the best escape plan he could think of.

He pulled down his pants . . . and started pooping all over the store.

Security grabbed him, and when the cops got there he was arrested. He was hit with one shoplifting charge . . . and four charges for the pooping plan, including indecent exposure, defecating in public, loitering, and disorderly conduct.

(Arizona Republic)