Daily Dumbass!

I love these IDIOT CRIMINALS who don’t grasp the concept of NOT drawing attention to themselves when they’re in the middle of committing a felony.

Last week, 45-year-old Wayne Cosney of Dunedin, Florida was DRIVING DRUNK in a STOLEN CAR.

And he decided to pull over on the side of a road . . . because he had to poop. So he did. He got out of the car, took off his pants, and let it rip right there in public.

A witness took a photo and called the cops. I’m deeply sorry to say that photo was not released to the public.

The cops came to the scene, caught Wayne finishing up . . . then ran the plates and found out the car was stolen. Wayne was arrested and charged with DUI, indecent exposure, and grand theft auto.

(Northwest Florida Daily News)