You Have to Hear the Story Tom Hanks Told at Michael Clarke Duncan’s Funeral

If you haven’t seen video of TOM HANKS telling a story at MICHAEL CLARKE DUNCAN’S funeral on Monday, you need to . . . because it’s HILARIOUS.

STORY SPOILER AHEAD:

Tom repeated a story that Michael once told him . . . about joining a gang when he was a kid. The upshot was that when his mother found out, she hit him in the head with a FRYING PAN . . .

And he had to go back to the gang and tell them that his mom wouldn’t let him be a member.