DAILY DUMBASS
This seems like a lot of work to get out of paying $33. On Saturday night, 42-year-old Robert Engles of Boulder, Colorado was drinking at a restaurant. When he got his tab, it was $33. And apparently that was WAY TOO MUCH for him to handle.
He tried to run out without paying, but employees blocked the exit. So Robert ran out to a covered patio, pulled out a KNIFE, and started sawing a HOLE through one of the thick plastic walls.
He got through . . . but found himself blocked by a chain-link fence. When employees confronted him there, he pointed the knife at them.
He was arrested for felony menacing, fraud, and criminal mischief. To avoid his $33 tab, he caused about $600 in damage.