DAILY DUMBASS

On Wednesday, police tried to arrest 26-year-old Travis Nicolaysen of Port Angeles, Washington for parole violations and assaulting his girlfriend. Nicolaysen has five felony convictions including domestic violence, burglary, and theft.

So he ran . . . and actually got away. But since then, the cops have been keeping track of him . . . because he just keeps UPDATING HIS FACEBOOK PAGE.

On Wednesday, when he got away, a friend posted on his wall, quote, “Cops all over you.” The next day he responded, quote, “Ya got away thanks bro.”

Since then, some of his friends have been posting on his wall telling him to turn himself in . . . and some, including his Aunt Teri, have been telling him to keep on running.

He also logged on to change his relationship status from “in a relationship” to “single.” (???)

Police in Port Angeles say they’ve reached out to Facebook to get information about his location when he made the posts . . . but it hasn’t helped them track him down.

(Peninsula Daily News)