A Naked 300-Pound Man Goes to Walmart to Steal Clothing . . . But Only Grabs Socks?

This guy KNOWS that if you’ve got it, you flaunt it.
Last week, 32-year-old Verdon Lamont Taylor of Downingtown, Pennsylvania went to a Walmart, stripped down outside, then went in . . . TOTALLY NAKED. And he was flaunting his DELICIOUS 300-pound body.

Verdon’s plan was, apparently, to steal clothing. Which makes sense, for a naked man. Only Verdon didn’t steal, ya know, boxers or shorts or even a large poncho or mumu . . . no, all he stole was SOCKS.

And he used the socks on his feet . . . NOT to cover himself elsewhere.

As he walked around the store in his new socks, the police arrived . . . and used a Taser to get him down. Afterward, he spat on a cop and fought them as they loaded him into a cop car.

He was arrested for indecent exposure, aggravated assault, simple assault, retail theft, receiving stolen property, and disorderly conduct. Happy Monday….