I thought this may have been Stephen Kilbreath when I read the headline, but it’s not. On Tuesday night, 22-year-old Kevin Beaudette of Tupper Lake, New York was injured trying to sneak into . . . wait for it . . . a NICKELBACK concert.

Nickelback was rocking out the Saratoga Performing Arts Center as only Nickelback can do, and Kevin wanted in. So he tried to climb up an embankment to get inside.

But the incline was too steep . . . and also, Kevin was drunk. That combo was too much and he ended up falling down about 40 FEET into a gorge.

The fire department had to come rescue him. The extent of his injuries wasn’t released, but he’s out of the hospital already so it couldn’t be THAT bad.

No charges have been filed against him.

The Saratoga Performing Arts Center is the same venue where a naked woman fell off a 25-foot light pole at a PHISH concert earlier this month. Like Kevin, she survived. Unlike Kevin she was high, not drunk.

(Albany Times Union)

Maybe you’ve never noticed, but apparently a ton of movie and TV characters have said the line “let’s walk and talk” . . . or some version of it. Slackstory.com put together a huge montage and posted it on YouTube.

Carlos Gomez is a center fielder for the Milwaukee Brewers, and yesterday against the Phillies, he hit a BOMB to left field. And he made it all the way around the bases before he realized it wasn’t a home run . . . it was just a foul ball.

The best part is, he got back in the batter’s box . . . and struck out on the very next pitch.

I love these IDIOT CRIMINALS who don’t grasp the concept of NOT drawing attention to themselves when they’re in the middle of committing a felony.

Last week, 45-year-old Wayne Cosney of Dunedin, Florida was DRIVING DRUNK in a STOLEN CAR.

And he decided to pull over on the side of a road . . . because he had to poop. So he did. He got out of the car, took off his pants, and let it rip right there in public.

A witness took a photo and called the cops. I’m deeply sorry to say that photo was not released to the public.

The cops came to the scene, caught Wayne finishing up . . . then ran the plates and found out the car was stolen. Wayne was arrested and charged with DUI, indecent exposure, and grand theft auto.

(Northwest Florida Daily News)

This Saturday was “Extreme Race Day” at a horse track in Minnesota called Canterbury Park . . . when they race weird things, like ostriches and camels.

But the race you should check out online was with horses, and it was pretty much normal . . . except the announcer who called it was taking hits of HELIUM the whole time.

(–Search for “Canterbury Extreme Helium Race.” He takes more hits of helium at :28 and :53. Then his voice gets the highest during the final stretch at 1:10.)