In honor of Channing Tatum’s stripper movie “Magic Mike” opening next week, the “Tosh.0″ website posted a video of what might be the most pathetic male stripper EVER.

Either it’s just a drunk dude, or some kind of amateur contest, but his moves . . . and his body . . . aren’t too enticing. And at the end, he falls off the stage.

AEROSMITH kicked off their new tour in Minnesota on Saturday night, and STEVEN TYLER brought along a jumbo teleprompter to help him remember the lyrics to the new songs, or maybe all the songs. He IS 64 years old, but I like that there is even a “oh yeah” in paranthesis for him to say.

Blow Job by TADAO CERN from Tadao Cern on Vimeo.

Daren Scott of Brockton, Massachusetts suffers from recurrent priapism. If you’re not familiar, that’s a condition where you get erections that last for several hours, and it has nothing to do with whether you’re aroused or not.

On April 17th, 2009, Daren got one of his painful, never-ending erections on a trip from Boston to New York, and went to Yale-New Haven Hospital in Connecticut.

And even though he was in serious pain, he says the doctors and other staff didn’t treat him right away . . . because they were busy watching a BASEBALL GAME.

A quick scan shows the Red Sox beat the Orioles 10-to-8 in a back-and-forth game that day. The Orioles scored seven runs in the second inning, but Boston clawed back to win. Based on the region, we’re guessing that game was the distraction.

As a result, it took more than FOUR HOURS before Daren started receiving treatment. He says the delay caused great pain that lasted for several months, so now he’s SUING the hospital for $2 MILLION.

The hospital says it plans to fight the lawsuit in court.

(ABC News)