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I love when a DINE-AND-DASH goes wrong. Because people are always good at the dining part . . . but keep coming up with new ways to botch the dashing aspect.

Here’s the latest. Earlier this week, four teenagers were at a restaurant called Cinderella’s in Sylvan Beach, New York. They ate their meal . . . then took off without paying the bill.

But when they got to the car, their plan fell apart. Turns out the 17-year-old girl who was driving had LOCKED HER KEYS in the car.

They thought about calling Triple-A, but decided it would take too long. So they idiotically went with option two, going to a police station down the street for help.

By that point, employees from the restaurant had called the cops and filled them in on what happened . . . and all four were arrested for theft of services.

(CNY Central)

22-year-old Zhang Heng decided to celebrate his college graduation with a 20-day bicycle trip across China with six of his friends.

90 miles into their trip, in Yajiang, Zhang found a stray dog in the street. Zhang fed it, and the dog ran after them.

And he CONTINUED to follow them for the rest of their 20-day trip . . . which was more than 1,100 miles. (–Yajiang is in the center of the country, 1,400 miles southwest of Beijing.)

They eventually named the dog Xiao Sa. (–It’s pronounced she-ow sah.) It even climbed mountains that were over 13,000 feet tall as the group made their way to Tibet.

The only time Xiao Sa didn’t run was on one super-steep downhill slope. The bikes went as fast as 40 miles an hour, so Zhang mounted a cage on his bike so the dog wouldn’t have to run to keep up.

And Zhang adopted Xiao Sa after the trip was over.

(Oddity Central)

Around 4:00 A.M. on Monday, 21-year-old Sophie Anderson of Brooklyn, New York was driving her red Mercedes convertible on Long Island . . . and lost control.

She ended up hopping the curb, SMASHING through the front wall of a HOUSE, plowing through the dining room, plowing through the kitchen, smashing through the back wall, hitting a tree . . . and coming to rest in the backyard.

Her Mercedes was wrecked, but she managed to get out with just some scratches and bruises on her face. The TOP WAS DOWN on the convertible . . . which makes it even more amazing she had such minor injuries.

The house belonged to a 96-YEAR-OLD woman who was asleep at the time . . . about 20 feet away from where there was now a giant hole through her house.

Sophie was arrested for driving while intoxicated.

(New York Post)

(–Here’s her mugshot, plus a photo of the huge hole in the house and the car in the backyard.)