On Saturday night, police in Carmel, Indiana raided a bar and restaurant called the Double Apple Lounge that had a reputation for serving minors.

When they got there, they didn’t find any minors at first. But that’s only because of the bar owner’s GENIUS PLAN.

As the cops were approaching, the owner knew there were three underage girls drinking there . . . ages 15, 19, and 20. So he told them to RUN into the kitchen and PRETEND TO BE COOKS.

And this plan MIGHT’VE worked . . . only the three girls couldn’t figure out how to turn on the grill. So when the cops went into the kitchen, they found three underage women who weren’t dressed like cooks pretending to cook on a cold grill.

The bar is facing 16 charges, including selling alcohol to minors and hindering law enforcement. Each of the girls were also cited for being in a bar and illegal consumption of alcohol. This is the second raid on the bar this year.

(CBS 18 – West Lafayette, Indiana)

The guy’s buddies blindfolded him, walked him out onto the end of a platform, and pretended like they were forcing him to bungee jump. But he was actually standing about three feet over a POND.

First he didn’t want to jump. Then he finally did and everyone cracked up when he hit the water. When he stood up and took the blindfold off, even HE thought it was hilarious.

MANILA, Philippines – (2nd UPDATE) Sarangani representative and Filipino boxing champion Manny “Pacman” Pacquiao was barred from an interview with entertainment show “Extra” at the Grove in Los Angeles after making an anti-gay remark.

Speaking with the National Conservative Examiner, Pacquiao said: “God only expects man and woman to be together and to be legally married, only if they are in love with each other.”

“It should not be of the same sex so as to adulterate the altar of matrimony, like in the days of Sodom of Gomorrah of Old,” he added.

Pacquiao made the comment after disagreeing with United States President Barack Obama’s stance on same-sex marriage.

Last week, Obama announced his support for same-sex marriage, telling ABC News that “I think same-sex couples should be able to get married.”

The Examiner report also quoted Leviticus 20:13, which says, “If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable.”

“They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.”

The Bible verse and Pacquiao’s statement were also published on his official website.

Grove appearance cancelled

Following Pacquiao’s statements, his scheduled appearance on “Extra” was cancelled, according to LA Weekly.

Pacquiao was supposed to be interviewed by “Extra” host Mario Lopez; both Pacquiao and Lopez even promoted the appearance on Twitter.

But Bill Reich, spokesman of The Grove, told LA Weekly that they were cancelling the event.

“Manny Pacquiao is not coming to the Grove,” he said.

In their Twitter account, it was announced that Pacquiao is not welcome at The Grove.

(ABS-CBNnews.com)

Police in Orlando are on the lookout for a group of thieves selling expensive medical equipment at a huge discount. And those thieves may or may not have SKIN.

Back on May 3rd, the thieves rolled up to the Florida Hospital Center for Diagnostic Pathology in a pickup truck. They broke into an enclosed area near the garbage bins, and stole about $500,000 worth of medial equipment.

But here’s what they didn’t realize. The center had put that equipment outside because it was contaminated with FLESH-EATING BACTERIA.

So if the thieves have handled the equipment, they’re in mortal danger.

The cops haven’t gotten any reports yet of people going to hospitals in the area because of flesh-eating bacteria, and they’re still looking for the thieves.

(Orlando Sentinel)