Billie Joe Armstrong called “Appetite for Destruction”, quote, “the best debut album in the history of rock ‘n’ roll.” And added, quote, “The thing that set them apart from everyone else was guts, heart and soul. Most important, they told the truth.”

After introducing the members that were there, he said, quote, “Let’s see, who am I missing?” That brought LOUD BOOS from the crowd . . . but Billie said, quote, “Shut up. [Axl] was the greatest frontman to ever step in front of a microphone.”

Axl wasn’t the only classic member of Guns that didn’t make it. Original guitarist IZZY STRADLIN and keyboardist DIZZY REED also weren’t there.

Drummer MATT SORUM was there . . . and he joked about coming in to replace original drummer STEVEN ADLER, who was kicked out for doing too many drugs.

He said, quote, “I said, ‘In Guns N’ Roses, how the [eff] is that possible?!’ Steven Adler deserves an award for THAT.”

Steven was there, along with SLASH and DUFF MCKAGAN. They teamed up for a three-song set that included “Sweet Child O’ Mine” and “Paradise City”.

MYLES KENNEDY from ALTER BRIDGE sang . . . and onetime guitarist GILBY CLARKE was also onstage, even though he wasn’t inducted with Guns. Billie Joe from Green Day joined them for “Mr. Brownstone”.

It’s the first time in nearly 20 years that Slash, Duff and Steven performed together.

There’s just something comical about a small woman trying to steal a giant TV.

A woman tried to do it at the Sabal Suites hotel in Tampa on March 21st, but she got caught on a surveillance camera . . . and the screenshot is hilarious.

She can’t be more than 125 pounds . . . and she stole EVERYTHING from a room, including the old-school, non-flat-screen TV.

In the screenshot you can see her struggling to carry it . . . because it’s so much wider than she is. Police are still looking for her.

(South Florida Sun-Sentinel)

Here’s another reason to PULL UP YOUR PANTS. Someone FINALLY got thrown in jail JUST for having their pants sagging too low.

On Tuesday, 20-year-old LaMarcus Ramsey of Prattville, Alabama was appearing in court to enter a plea for a stolen property case. But the judge, John Bush, wasn’t focused so much on that.

He zeroed in on LaMarcus’s pants . . . which were in a DEEP SAG.

And Bush decided to hold LaMarcus in contempt because, quote, “you showed your butt in court. You can spend three days in jail. When you get out you can buy pants that fit, or at least get a belt . . . so your underwear doesn’t show.”

LaMarcus’s trial is on June 11th for alleged theft of an air conditioner from a church.

(Montgomery Advertiser)

The London Olympic Committee Wanted to Know if the Late Keith Moon “Would Be Available” to Perform at the Olympics

There’s been talk that THE WHO may perform during the Olympics in London this summer . . . but nothing has been announced yet. If they do, the organizers were apparently hoping that drummer KEITH MOON might come back to life for it.

The Who’s manager says the London Olympic Committee asked him if Keith “would be available” to perform. Keith died of a drug overdose in 1978.

He says, quote, “I emailed back saying Keith now resides in Golders Green Crematorium . . . if they have a round table, some glasses and candles, we might contact him.”