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YOGURT TOSS (not as dirty as it sounds you perv)

On Friday, a news anchor in Greece was in the middle of a live interview when a group of protesters broke into the studio . . . and started throwing YOGURT AND EGGS at him.

Apparently they were angry about an interview he did last month with the spokesman of a conservative group called Golden Dawn. The great thing about the video is how the anchor just stands there and takes it . . . for almost a full minute.

DAILY DUMBASS

If you ever wondered what happened to bad guys in crappy mysteries after their overly-complicated plans get foiled, check out this trial in New Haven, Connecticut.

In April, 2007, Emanuel Nicolescu planned a home invasion against millionaire Anne Bass . . . who he used to work for as a butler.

He tried to get his hands on Anne’s money with the following ridiculous scheme: He injected her with something . . . authorities think it was ink . . . and told her it was a fatal VIRUS.

He then demanded $8.5 million to give her the ANTIDOTE. Not surprisingly, Anne didn’t fall for it, and Emanuel got arrested. He’s being charged with extortion and conspiracy, and goes on trial this week.

(Litchfield County Times)

(–Here’s a public service for all the millionaires listening: Viruses DON’T HAVE antidotes. That’s why the doctor doesn’t prescribe anything when you go to him with the flu. Because it’s a VIRUS. There’s nothing to GIVE you.)

LITTLE LEAGUE TURNS DOWN A $1,200 DONATION FROM A STRIP CLUB

School budgets are tight, so the Lennox County School District in Los Angeles decided to raise revenue by doubling the fee for using their playing fields.

That was bad news for the 300 kids who play baseball in the Lennox Little League. The league had no way to pay the higher fees, and was in danger of folding . . . until a local business donated $1,200.

Unfortunately, the local business was The Jet Strip, which is known as “L.A.’s Friendliest Gentlemen’s Club.”

The board approved the donation two weeks ago . . . then people found out where the money came from. Monday, the league declined the offer. and said they’d try to raise the money some other way.

(KTLA)

DAILY DUMBASS

On Friday, 26-year-old Jeremy Blair of Kaysville, Utah was watching the local news with his father (–Whose name wasn’t released.) And the news covered a story on a computer store burglary from last week.

When they showed surveillance tapes of the robbery, Jeremy’s dad recognized that his son . . . who was sitting next to him . . . was one of the robbers.

It’s a little hard to imagine JUST how awkward that was . . . but after a serious conversation, Jeremy agreed to turn himself in. So his dad drove him to the local jail, and he confessed.

Jeremy is facing charges of burglary and criminal mischief for stealing about $6,500 worth of merchandise, and doing $2,500 worth of damage. The other robber is still unknown . . . apparently he WASN’T watching TV with his dad on Friday.

(Deseret News)

OCHOCINCO TREATS 200 PEOPLE TO DINNER

I post enough stuff about athletes being A-Holes, so here’s a story about a player in the NFL doing something really nice.

Patriots receiver CHAD OCHOCINCO treated 200 people to dinner in New York City on Monday night.

Earlier in the day he Tweeted, quote, “1st 200 people at Sylvia’s Restaurant by 7 pm in Harlem. Leave ya money/credit cards at home. I got you this time.” By 7, the line was around the block.

Ocho’s new friends dined on barbecue ribs, fried chicken, mac and cheese, corn bread, iced tea and cocktails. The bill came to over $7,900. There’s no word how much he tipped. Here’s a video of him mingling after dinner.