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DAILY DUMBASS

You’ve probably seen Facebook’s “People You May Know” feature. It suggests friends of your Facebook friends that you might want to connect with.

And recently, it suggested to Ellenora Fulk of Tacoma, Washington that she might want to connect with Teri Wyatt-O’Neill . . . because they both knew Ellenora’s husband, Alan. (–Alan is 41. The ages of the women weren’t given.)

So Ellenora looked at Teri’s page, and found a picture from Teri’s wedding . . . TO ALAN. Obviously that was a surprise to Ellenora, since SHE was married to Alan too.

They’d been separated since 2009, when Alan left her. But he changed his last name in December, and married Teri later that month.

Ellenora called Alan’s mother, and an hour later, Alan showed up, begging her to keep quiet. No dice. She turned him in, and he was charged with bigamy on Thursday.

This is the pic that got him busted.

(NY Daily News

DAILY DUMBASSES

DANBURY, Conn. (CBSNewYork/AP) – Onlookers in Danbury got quite a show yesterday.

A homeless couple was arrested Tuesday for having sex on an outdoor pavilion stage on the Danbury Green, according to police.

Jonathan Price, 41, and Shannon McClung, 38, were charged with breach of peace and public indecency after police received several complaints and an officer found them having sex on the stage shortly after 2 p.m.

The couple unknowingly drew an audience. Police say a bunch of women were watching the couple conduct their “business”.

Price and McClung were detained on $500 bonds.

SHAMROCK SHAKE RECIPE!

In about a week, Shamrock Shakes will start disappearing from McDonald’s again. So if you want them year-round . . . or you’d rather make them at home instead of drinking a cup of mysterious chemicals . . . here’s how.

Babble.com released a very simple recipe for replicating the Shamrock Shake at home. Just dump these four ingredients into a blender and mix ‘em up . . .

Three cups of a high-quality vanilla ice cream.

One-and-three-quarters cups of 1% milk.

Half a teaspoon of peppermint extract.

Green food coloring.

(Shine by Yahoo)

GUNS N’ ROSES ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME NEWS

Paul Shaffer is the musical director for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony, and yesterday his Twitter page said GUNS N’ ROSES will, quote, “not be performing” at the induction in Cleveland on April 14th.

That wasn’t shocking news, since AXL ROSE isn’t on good terms with the band’s classic lineup, particularly SLASH.

But it turned out the Tweet didn’t come from Shaffer himself. And according to one of his producers, quote, “No one is exactly sure what will happen at the induction ceremony.”

Guns keyboardist DIZZY REED recently said that all the original members would ATTEND the ceremony . . . but he wasn’t sure if there would be a reunion. He said, quote, “I don’t know exactly what’s going to go down.”