Here’s more proof of how MESSED UP the TSA security screening process is. They’re so busy finding water bottles and confiscating five-ounce shampoo, they forget to look for DEADLY WEAPONS.

On Friday morning, 26-year-old Gabrielle Olsen of New York City was going through security at the JetBlue terminal at JFK Airport. The TSA stopped her for accidentally having a WATER BOTTLE in her purse.

And while they were busy confiscating it . . . none of the screeners noticed she also had a DAGGER in her purse. So they took her water . . . but she made it into the terminal with the knife.

A TSA agent FINALLY spotted the dagger on one of the X-ray images eleven minutes later. So they called the REAL cops, shut down the terminal, and spent another ten minutes tracking her down.

Overall, the terminal was on lockdown for two hours. Gabrielle told the TSA and the police that her father’s an antique dealer, and he gave her the dagger for protection. She was arrested on a weapons possession charge.

(New York Post)

I’m not really in to f-ing around with cops, for a lot of reasons. But this is kinna funny. Thoughts?

You remember the “Very Special Episodes” in sit-coms right? Someone was touched by an adult a bike shop, and they next 30 mins is used to explain how you should always fix your own bike. Here is a montage of the top 50 episodes.

On Thursday night, 22-year-old Alan Golden of Las Cruces, New Mexico ate dinner at Applebee’s with two women.  Their check was less than $30.  Which apparently was too rich for Alan’s blood.  So he decided to DINE-AND-DASH.

There was just one SMALL thing he didn’t realize. 

His waiter that night was a cop.  The waiter handling the next table over was a cop.  The hosts in the front were also cops.

It’s because Applebee’s was hosting a POLICE FUNDRAISER that night called Tip-A-Cop . . . so ALL of the employees were cops raising money for New Mexico’s Special Olympians.

When Alan dined-and-dashed, he was immediately SWARMED by cops working there and arrested.  He’s facing a charge of obtaining services less than $100.

(Las Cruces Sun-News)