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80% CHANCE YOU CAN GET IT ON WITH YOUR LADY DURING THE SUPER BOWL. WHO CARES IF SHE’S THINKING ABOUT TOM BRADY THE WHOLE TIME.

If you play it right, you’ve got an 80% chance of having SEX during the Super Bowl.  A new study by the website BabyCenter.com found that 80% of women say they’d rather have sex with their husbands than watch every minute of the game.  So just DVR the game or sneak out of your Super Bowl party early . . . and get-it-on.  You’re welcome.

 

FACEBOOK STATS FOR YOU TO CRY, I MEAN READ ABOUT.

Yesterday, Facebook began the process of filing their IPO to become a public company. And as part of that process, for the first time they released official numbers related to their finances and users. And the numbers are INSANE. Enjoy your day, and your crappy cubicle. Here are five highlights . . .

#1.) Last year, Facebook had $3.7 BILLION in revenue . . . and made $1 BILLION in profit.

#2.) They ended the year with $3.9 BILLION in cash on hand.

#3.) 87% of Facebook’s money comes from ad revenue . . . 17% comes from payments for things like game credits.

#4.) 483 million Facebook users are active on the side DAILY.

#5.) 845 million people are active per month.

Only 1% of Women Want a Treadmill for Valentine’s Day . . . But 8% Would Be Thrilled With Lingerie

I’m guessing you haven’t bought your girlfriend or wife a Valentine’s Day present yet, right? That’s okay, it’s only February 1st.

But if you’re looking for some direction on what to get her . . . wait. Let me rephrase: Since you’re DEFINITELY looking for some direction on what to get her . . . here’s a new survey from Sears that found out what women most want on Valentine’s Day.

#1.) Jewelry, 29%.

#2.) Flowers and chocolate, 20%.

#3.) Perfume, 9%.

#4.) TIE: A technology product, 8% . . . and LINGERIE, 8%.

#6.) Kitchen or home item, 6%.

#7.) TIE: Shoes, handbag, or other accessory, 5% . . . and a clothing item, 5%.

#9.) Fitness or exercise item, 1%.

WHICH SMARTPHONE USERS ARE MOST LIKELY TO GET DRUNK ON A FIRST DATE?

Match.com just released the results of a new study about the connection between your dating life and your smart phone. Here are their six big findings . . .

#1.) 75% of people say that email and texting have “significantly” improved their dating lives.

#2.) iPhone users are most likely to date someone in their workplace. 25% of iPhone users say they’ve had an office romance in the past five years.

#3.) Android users are most likely to have sex on a first date, at 62%.

#4.) BlackBerry users are most likely to get DRUNK on a first date. (–Possibly over the misery of being out-of-date?)

#5.) BlackBerry users are also most likely to experience love at first sight.

#6.) The number one deal-breaker when it comes to dating and phones is actually pulling out your phone to text during a date.

WANNA READ WHAT HAPPY COUPLES DO? HERE YA GO.

A company called Headwater Holidays did a study to find the secret to a happy marriage. According to them, here’s what happy couples do:

They go on two vacations a year. Happy couples also go on two more “short breaks,” like a long weekend away.

They say “I love you” four and a half times a week. And share a “lingering kiss” six times a week.

They have sex twice a week . . . and cuddle five and a half times.

They go out to dinner three times a month . . . and go out for drinks together just as often. They go out with friends WITHOUT their spouse twice a month.

They have two deep, meaningful conversations, and one healthy argument each week. And they also surprise each other with a romantic gesture three times a month.