Daily Dumbass!

You’ve almost got to commend this idiot on his commitment to laziness. If he could apply this dedication to something productive, he wouldn’t be in prison.

Back in February, 21-year-old Kierran Batchelor of Coventry, West Midlands, England was arrested for robbing two houses. He got a suspended 40-week sentence, as long as he met with a probation officer DAILY at 10:00 A.M.

But he missed several meetings, and on Friday, he was back in court with a RIDICULOUS request. He asked the judge if he could go to prison . . . because he just couldn’t wake up for the 10:00 A.M. meetings.

Now . . . he WAS working at a warehouse from 10:00 P.M. to 6:00 A.M. But you’d THINK he could’ve figured out a way to adjust his schedule to work that job AND make his appointments. But he couldn’t.

The judge said he was prepared to give Kierran a second chance even after missing the meetings, but Kierran didn’t want it, so the judge sent him to prison for 40 weeks. Kierran thanked him as he was led out of the courtroom in handcuffs.

(The Telegraph / Daily Mail)