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In April, 37-year-old Elle Zober of Portland, Oregon found out that her husband (The Daily Dumbass) was having an affair with a 22-year-old yoga instructor.

Now they’re splitting up, and Elle is trying to sell their family home on her own. It’s a three-bedroom, 1,144-square-foot house she’s listing at $189,000. And she’s decided to use her husband’s infidelity to help with marketing.

Her real-estate signs say, quote, “Husband left us for a 22-year-old. House for sale by scorned, slightly bitter, newly single owner. Adulterers need not apply.”

The signs have generated interest . . . in the house AND Elle. She says she’s gotten some, quote, “interesting offers”, including a few invitations to dinner.

(Huffington Post)