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We’ve seen people get DUIs on riding lawn mowers before. We’ve seen DUIs for people on horseback. We’ve seen DUIs in golf carts. But this one is a first.

Apparently, you can get a DUI for floating drunk on an inflatable raft.

On Sunday night, 32-year-old William Modene of Juneau, Alaska was floating down a river in Fairbanks, Alaska in a blow-up raft. He was MASSIVELY drunk. So state troopers tracked him down.

He blew a .313 in the breathalyzer . . . almost four times the legal limit of .08. It starts getting dangerous and potentially lethal at around .40, so this guy was closer to DEAD than SOBER.

Under Alaskan law, you can get a DUI for, quote, “navigating a vessel used or capable of being used as a means of transportation” in the water. They felt like his inflatable raft counted, and arrested him.

(Fairbanks Daily News Miner)