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Last week, police in Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island, Canada arrested a man named Troy Campbell for public intoxication. He was in the middle of the street dancing with a beer in one hand and a cheeseburger in the other.

When he got to jail, for some reason, Troy decided he was going to do a NAKED DANCE for the guards.

He stripped down, TUCKED HIS JUNK between his legs, and started doing a dance where he bent over and jumped around.

As he danced, the guards spotted a plastic bag sticking out of his rectum. So thanks to his spontaneous naked dance . . . they found he was smuggling a bag containing prescription painkillers. I would still takem off his hands btw.

On Monday, he pleaded guilty to possession. In the U.S., that would probably mean like sixteen life sentences . . . in Canada, it was just an $805 fine.

Sorry, no pic.

(The Guardian)