DAILY DUMBASS!

Not sure if they keep world records on this kind of thing . . . but over the weekend a man in Tennessee managed to commit TEN separate felonies in just nine hours. He’s 24-year-old William Todd of Kentucky. And here’s what he did.

#1.) He took a Greyhound to Nashville, Tennessee and broke into a local business.

#2.) He stole a Taser, a shotgun, a revolver, and a t-shirt.

#3.) Then he burned the place to the ground.

#4.) He went to a local bar and held four patrons at gunpoint.

#5.) He robbed all four people, using the Taser on one and pistol whipping another.

#6.) He carjacked a taxi driver at gunpoint.

#7.) He drove the taxi to a Walmart and bought food with stolen credit cards.

#8.) He broke into a hotel’s law offices and vandalized it by POOPING on a desk.

#9.) He robbed some of the hotel guests at gunpoint.

#10.) And then, finally, he carjacked another taxi at knifepoint.

–After that he was finally caught. He’s facing 10 felony charges for his nine-hour spree.

(Yahoo News)