DAILY DUMBASS!
Here’s another reason to PULL UP YOUR PANTS. Someone FINALLY got thrown in jail JUST for having their pants sagging too low.
On Tuesday, 20-year-old LaMarcus Ramsey of Prattville, Alabama was appearing in court to enter a plea for a stolen property case. But the judge, John Bush, wasn’t focused so much on that.
He zeroed in on LaMarcus’s pants . . . which were in a DEEP SAG.
And Bush decided to hold LaMarcus in contempt because, quote, “you showed your butt in court. You can spend three days in jail. When you get out you can buy pants that fit, or at least get a belt . . . so your underwear doesn’t show.”
LaMarcus’s trial is on June 11th for alleged theft of an air conditioner from a church.
(Montgomery Advertiser)