Daily Dumbass! (gotta love the 20-somethings these days)

Remember when you were a little kid and you got scared, you’d run into your parents’ bedroom? Most people outgrow that. Most people.

Last week in Hopatcong, New Jersey, 28-year-old Jason Slater made three calls to 911. In each of the calls he said he was the president . . . and he wanted to talk to TIM TEBOW.

The police went to his house to find out what was going on. Turns out the 28-year-old still lives with his mother. When they searched the place, they found him . . . hiding in his mom’s closet underneath some pillows.

He was arrested for creating false public alarms.

After he was released from jail, he took the jail summons they’d given him and threw it on the ground outside . . . so he was hit with a littering charge too.

(Patch.com)