YOUR daily dumbass

Around 4:00 A.M. on Monday, 21-year-old Sophie Anderson of Brooklyn, New York was driving her red Mercedes convertible on Long Island . . . and lost control.

She ended up hopping the curb, SMASHING through the front wall of a HOUSE, plowing through the dining room, plowing through the kitchen, smashing through the back wall, hitting a tree . . . and coming to rest in the backyard.

Her Mercedes was wrecked, but she managed to get out with just some scratches and bruises on her face. The TOP WAS DOWN on the convertible . . . which makes it even more amazing she had such minor injuries.

The house belonged to a 96-YEAR-OLD woman who was asleep at the time . . . about 20 feet away from where there was now a giant hole through her house.

Sophie was arrested for driving while intoxicated.

(New York Post)

(–Here’s her mugshot, plus a photo of the huge hole in the house and the car in the backyard.)