daily dumbass(es)! (justice may very well be served here)

Police in Orlando are on the lookout for a group of thieves selling expensive medical equipment at a huge discount. And those thieves may or may not have SKIN.

Back on May 3rd, the thieves rolled up to the Florida Hospital Center for Diagnostic Pathology in a pickup truck. They broke into an enclosed area near the garbage bins, and stole about $500,000 worth of medial equipment.

But here’s what they didn’t realize. The center had put that equipment outside because it was contaminated with FLESH-EATING BACTERIA.

So if the thieves have handled the equipment, they’re in mortal danger.

The cops haven’t gotten any reports yet of people going to hospitals in the area because of flesh-eating bacteria, and they’re still looking for the thieves.

(Orlando Sentinel)