A Drunk, Naked Guy Wandered Out of the Woods While a News Crew Was Interviewing an Old Southern Couple

A local news crew in central Arkansas was doing a story about a tree that landed on a house, but ended up filming something ELSE as well.

They were in the middle of taping an interview with the elderly couple who lived there, when a guy walked out of the woods . . . and he was completely NAKED.

The husband saw him before anyone else did, and he had the best line. He said, quote, “I oughtta go out there and start a [butt] kicking contest.”

The naked guy was 22-year-old Nathaniel Koba, and police ended up arresting him for indecent exposure and public intoxication.

Winning Parents

No one likes to have loud, crying babies on their flight . . . but sometimes parents of newborns need to get somewhere. So what can they do?

Parents of 14-week-old twin boys in San Francisco had to take a cross-country flight on Sunday . . . and they realized that people wouldn’t be happy to see them. (–Their names weren’t given.)

So when they boarded, the parents handed out little bags of candy to the other people on the plane.

The bags also had a note supposedly ‘written’ by the baby boys. It said, quote, “Hello! We’re twin baby boys on our first flight . . . we’ll try to be on our best behavior, but we’d like to apologize in advance, just in case we lose our cool.”

And the parents also brought earplugs for everyone, just in case the boys got too loud.

(Reddit)

DAILY DUMBASS!


(–Here are her four mugshots from the 26-hour span.)

There’s only one way to play AC/DC music. And that’s with the volume jacked up to WAKE UP THE NEIGHBORS. 53-year-old Joyce Coffey of Epping, New Hampshire is living proof.

Last Tuesday afternoon, Joyce’s neighbors called the cops because Joyce was BLASTING “Highway To Hell”. The police arrested her for a noise violation.

A few hours later, she was home and blasting music again. It’s not clear if it was AC/DC . . . but it IS clear that it was loud enough to get her neighbors to call the cops. So she was arrested again.

A few hours later, she was home again. And AGAIN, she was blasting music. She was arrested AGAIN.

And finally, she was home again and THREW A FRYING PAN at her nephew. Which got her arrested AGAIN, for the fourth time in 26 hours. This one actually stuck and the cops decided NOT to release her right away.

(Boston.com / Gawker)

Hogan Vs. Bundy pt. 2

So when Andre is forced back to the dressing room, at the 4:13 mark you can catch a glimpse of a 13 year old Hotshot Scott with a blonde Boz cut, and a jean jacket on (it was 1987, I’m 13, back off) sitting next to my friend Critter. Gawd I love Youtube.

Hogan Vs. Bundy Pt. 1

November of 1987, Saturday Night’s Main Event came to Seattle and of course I had to go. We had seats on the aisle where the bad guys come out, so when Andre came out of the dressing room, I reached out and grabbed his jacket like an idiot, and he swung his arm to get me to let go. My only connection with my favorite wrestler ever.