There’s a new video on YouTube of five guys getting shot with 21 THOUSAND paintballs.

They did it to raise awareness about worldwide poverty, because 21,000 children die each day from preventable things like hunger and disease.

But in addition to getting the message out, they also got absolutely COVERED in welts.

We’ve got your latest JESUS sighting, and honestly, if He is going to make an appearance, showing up on a delicious TACO doesn’t surprise me at all.

80-year-old Ernesto Garza lives at the La Amistad Adult Daycare in Beeville, Texas. A few days ago he was eating a bacon and egg breakfast taco, when he noticed something on the shell. It was Jesus.

Ernesto says he stared at the taco for five minutes before he consulted with a friend. The friend also immediately thought it was Jesus. So Ernesto carefully wrapped up his half-eaten taco . . . which he’s now planning to save as long as he can.

(CBS 5 – San Antonio)

We’ve seen people get DUIs on riding lawn mowers before. We’ve seen DUIs for people on horseback. We’ve seen DUIs in golf carts. But this one is a first.

Apparently, you can get a DUI for floating drunk on an inflatable raft.

On Sunday night, 32-year-old William Modene of Juneau, Alaska was floating down a river in Fairbanks, Alaska in a blow-up raft. He was MASSIVELY drunk. So state troopers tracked him down.

He blew a .313 in the breathalyzer . . . almost four times the legal limit of .08. It starts getting dangerous and potentially lethal at around .40, so this guy was closer to DEAD than SOBER.

Under Alaskan law, you can get a DUI for, quote, “navigating a vessel used or capable of being used as a means of transportation” in the water. They felt like his inflatable raft counted, and arrested him.

(Fairbanks Daily News Miner)

A drunk guy led police on a high-speed chase in Houston on Wednesday. And he was in a SMART CAR. Now there’s video online.

The 49-year-old driver’s name is David Wheaton, and he reportedly reached 92 miles an hour . . . which is impressive, because a Smart car’s top speed is SUPPOSED to be 90.

Wheaton ended up leading the cops to his house, where they arrested him. It’s the third time he’s been thrown in jail for driving while intoxicated.

Little Baby’s Ice Cream is based in Philadelphia, and they just released the freakiest ice cream ad EVER.

First of all, the voiceover is like something out of a horror movie. But the whole ad is just a guy covered in vanilla ice cream, staring into the camera wide-eyed, and using a spoon to eat ice cream out of his own head.

Ricky Berens was one of the U.S. swimmers who won Gold in the four-by-200-meter freestyle relay on Tuesday. And while his teammates like MICHAEL PHELPS and RYAN LOCHTE still had races left, that was Ricky’s final Olympic event.

So he decided to celebrate all those years of training and eating healthy by going to McDonald’s, and ordering a TON of crap.

He ordered two Quarter Pounders with cheese, one Big Mac, one six-piece McNuggets, two medium fries, and a Rolo McFlurry. Surprisingly, that’s only about 3,330 calories worth of food . . . it sounds like it should be a lot more.

He tweeted a photo beforehand . . . and after, he admitted he couldn’t finish it all.

(Yahoo Sports)