Podcast 07-25-2012
Podcast: Download (Duration: 1:57:24 — 268.7MB)
Special Wednesday edition of the podcast starts off with talk about Sherman Helmsley, then somehow gets in to Mike Leach and the Cougs. Tons of Restaurant/soda fountain/food talk, oh and also Ichiro. huh? The year in music is a magical year, the year of Hotshot’s birth, 1974.
Daily Dumbass!
I love these IDIOT CRIMINALS who don’t grasp the concept of NOT drawing attention to themselves when they’re in the middle of committing a felony.
Last week, 45-year-old Wayne Cosney of Dunedin, Florida was DRIVING DRUNK in a STOLEN CAR.
And he decided to pull over on the side of a road . . . because he had to poop. So he did. He got out of the car, took off his pants, and let it rip right there in public.
A witness took a photo and called the cops. I’m deeply sorry to say that photo was not released to the public.
The cops came to the scene, caught Wayne finishing up . . . then ran the plates and found out the car was stolen. Wayne was arrested and charged with DUI, indecent exposure, and grand theft auto.
(Northwest Florida Daily News)
An Announcer Called a Horse Race While Taking Hit After Hit of Helium:
This Saturday was “Extreme Race Day” at a horse track in Minnesota called Canterbury Park . . . when they race weird things, like ostriches and camels.
But the race you should check out online was with horses, and it was pretty much normal . . . except the announcer who called it was taking hits of HELIUM the whole time.
(–Search for “Canterbury Extreme Helium Race.” He takes more hits of helium at :28 and :53. Then his voice gets the highest during the final stretch at 1:10.)
Watch Keanu Reeves Try to Avoid Bill Lumbergh in a Mash-Up of “The Matrix” and “Office Space”
An Exercise Machine Called the “Ace Power Horse” Might Be Even More Sexually Suggestive Than the Shake Weight
Podcast 07-22-2012
Podcast: Download (Duration: 1:54:15 — 261.5MB)
Stephen talks about his news-anchor future, and how he’s “in need” of additional training. Hotshot talks about a kids band he saw recently, and the lead singer was in a band in the early 90′s on the Sub-Pop label. They inevitably discuss the Theater Shooting, along with the joint council meeting concerning the Sonics. The year in music is 1994 beeeeitchhhhh…..
Daily Dumbass!
45-year-old Tonya Ann Fowler of Winder, Georgia was arrested recently. (–They don’t say exactly WHEN or for WHAT.)
Her mugshot ended up on the cover of “Bad and Busted” which is one of those local papers that specialize in publishing mugshots of people who’ve recently been arrested.
Tonya wasn’t happy with the way she looked in the photo . . . so on Sunday, she called 911 to COMPLAIN about it. The dispatcher told her that she shouldn’t use 911 unless there was an emergency.
Later that day, Tonya called 911 AGAIN, because the owners of the house where she’d been staying kicked her out . . . and she needed someplace to store her sleeping bags.
Police arrested her for disorderly conduct and misusing 911 . . . and gave her the chance to take a NEW mugshot.
(–Take a look at BOTH of Tonya’s mugshots here. It’s not clear which one made it into “Bad and Busted”.)
(The Smoking Gun)