Daren Scott of Brockton, Massachusetts suffers from recurrent priapism. If you’re not familiar, that’s a condition where you get erections that last for several hours, and it has nothing to do with whether you’re aroused or not.

On April 17th, 2009, Daren got one of his painful, never-ending erections on a trip from Boston to New York, and went to Yale-New Haven Hospital in Connecticut.

And even though he was in serious pain, he says the doctors and other staff didn’t treat him right away . . . because they were busy watching a BASEBALL GAME.

A quick scan shows the Red Sox beat the Orioles 10-to-8 in a back-and-forth game that day. The Orioles scored seven runs in the second inning, but Boston clawed back to win. Based on the region, we’re guessing that game was the distraction.

As a result, it took more than FOUR HOURS before Daren started receiving treatment. He says the delay caused great pain that lasted for several months, so now he’s SUING the hospital for $2 MILLION.

The hospital says it plans to fight the lawsuit in court.

(ABC News)

Full Circle from Callum Cooper on Vimeo.

I love when a DINE-AND-DASH goes wrong. Because people are always good at the dining part . . . but keep coming up with new ways to botch the dashing aspect.

Here’s the latest. Earlier this week, four teenagers were at a restaurant called Cinderella’s in Sylvan Beach, New York. They ate their meal . . . then took off without paying the bill.

But when they got to the car, their plan fell apart. Turns out the 17-year-old girl who was driving had LOCKED HER KEYS in the car.

They thought about calling Triple-A, but decided it would take too long. So they idiotically went with option two, going to a police station down the street for help.

By that point, employees from the restaurant had called the cops and filled them in on what happened . . . and all four were arrested for theft of services.

(CNY Central)