A Karate Instructor Explains How to Prevent a Sexual Assault by Grossing Out Your Attacker . . . or Biting Off His Weenis, huh?!?!
The website EverythingIsTerrible tracked down a hilarious self-defense video from the ’80s. It’s a karate instructor named Lou Casamassa showing women how to prevent a sexual assault.
A few of his tips include grossing out your attacker by drooling on yourself, burping, and passing gas . . . because, quote, “the smell may drive him away.”
Then a woman shows how to bite off a guy’s Weenis, Just in case you need to. She uses a cucumber instead of the real thing.
(may not be work friendly, so watch with caution)
new dark knight trailer!
Podcast 04-30-2012
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Ever wanted to hear Stephen and Scott both rap? A full song? Each? Me neither, but listen anyway and see where you fall in on the huge country music discussion/arguement the two of them have. Oh, and don’t believe the hype.
Podcast 04-26-2012
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Podcast #6 We discuss cheating on your local restaraunt, how much your organs fetch, text-friendly movie theaters, restroom for customer only signs, outdated movie props, and the usual music trivia, burfday fun.
DAILY DUMBASS UPDATE!
Remember yesterday I you about 47-year-old Debbie Stevens of West Islip, New York. She donated her kidney to save her BOSS’S LIFE . . . then got FIRED.
She filed a complaint with the state human rights commission, saying she was only hired for her kidney.
And now she’s taking it even further . . . and says she wants her kidney BACK.
That’s going to be tough, though. Because Debbie’s kidney didn’t ACTUALLY go into her boss, 61-year-old Jackie Brucia.
It went to a patient in St. Louis who was a better match. And because of that, Jackie rocketed up the national donation list, and got a kidney from a donor in San Francisco.
Jackie’s also claiming she didn’t trick Debbie into taking a job just for a kidney. In an interview yesterday, Jackie said, quote, “I will always be grateful that she gave me a kidney. I have nothing bad to say about her.”
(New York Post)
And Now . . . a Frog Sitting on a Bench Like a Human
The dumbest new video online might be one called “Frog Sitting on a Bench Like a Human”. For some reason, it’s racking up hit after hit on YouTube. Looks pretty easy being green to me, YEAHHHHH, GOOD ONE HOTSHOT!!!!
A Nine-Year-Old Caught a Shark . . . from a Kayak?
On Sunday, a nine-year-old named Hunter Stevens was fishing with his dad off the coast of Galveston, Texas . . . and they caught a SHARK.
The video is on YouTube, and it’s getting a bunch of views. It’s extra-crazy because they were in a KAYAK when they hooked it.
It looks like it was about five or six feet long, but they released it after they caught it. And it’s actually the SECOND shark Hunter and his dad have caught in the last eight months. They caught a seven-footer in August.
You see the shark for the first time at :41, and the kid’s dad starts struggling to get the hook out at 1:55.