A 90′S MUSIC TOUR THIS SUMMER FOR YOU TO ACT SILLY AT!
If you’re all about ’90s music, you’re going to want to hear this: BARENAKED LADIES are touring with BLUES TRAVELER, CRACKER and BIG HEAD TODD AND THE MONSTERS this summer.
There are more than 30 dates, beginning July 6th in Toledo, Ohio. (–For the full itinerary, hit up BarenakedLadies.com. More dates are on the way.)
It’s called “The Last Summer on Earth” tour, and here’s why:
Barenaked Ladies singer Ed Robertson says, quote, “I’m a man of science, and therefore put zero stock in all of the disastrous predictions about the year 2012.
“But just in case, I think everybody should come out and see one last great summer concert tour! It can’t hurt, right? Here’s hoping the Mayans just got tired of chiseling!”
TIME LAPSE VIDEO OF A PREGNANT LADY
2 AND A HALF TIMES…… THE LEGAL LIMIT?
DAILY DUMBASS
You’ve probably seen Facebook’s “People You May Know” feature. It suggests friends of your Facebook friends that you might want to connect with.
And recently, it suggested to Ellenora Fulk of Tacoma, Washington that she might want to connect with Teri Wyatt-O’Neill . . . because they both knew Ellenora’s husband, Alan. (–Alan is 41. The ages of the women weren’t given.)
So Ellenora looked at Teri’s page, and found a picture from Teri’s wedding . . . TO ALAN. Obviously that was a surprise to Ellenora, since SHE was married to Alan too.
They’d been separated since 2009, when Alan left her. But he changed his last name in December, and married Teri later that month.
Ellenora called Alan’s mother, and an hour later, Alan showed up, begging her to keep quiet. No dice. She turned him in, and he was charged with bigamy on Thursday.
This is the pic that got him busted.
(NY Daily News
DOG DISQUALIFIED AT A DOG SHOW FOR GOING #2
REPORTER WALKS IN TO A POLE, AWESOME EVERY TIME
DAILY DUMBASSES
DANBURY, Conn. (CBSNewYork/AP) – Onlookers in Danbury got quite a show yesterday.
A homeless couple was arrested Tuesday for having sex on an outdoor pavilion stage on the Danbury Green, according to police.
Jonathan Price, 41, and Shannon McClung, 38, were charged with breach of peace and public indecency after police received several complaints and an officer found them having sex on the stage shortly after 2 p.m.
The couple unknowingly drew an audience. Police say a bunch of women were watching the couple conduct their “business”.
Price and McClung were detained on $500 bonds.

