In about a week, Shamrock Shakes will start disappearing from McDonald’s again. So if you want them year-round . . . or you’d rather make them at home instead of drinking a cup of mysterious chemicals . . . here’s how.

Babble.com released a very simple recipe for replicating the Shamrock Shake at home. Just dump these four ingredients into a blender and mix ‘em up . . .

Three cups of a high-quality vanilla ice cream.

One-and-three-quarters cups of 1% milk.

Half a teaspoon of peppermint extract.

Green food coloring.

(Shine by Yahoo)

Paul Shaffer is the musical director for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony, and yesterday his Twitter page said GUNS N’ ROSES will, quote, “not be performing” at the induction in Cleveland on April 14th.

That wasn’t shocking news, since AXL ROSE isn’t on good terms with the band’s classic lineup, particularly SLASH.

But it turned out the Tweet didn’t come from Shaffer himself. And according to one of his producers, quote, “No one is exactly sure what will happen at the induction ceremony.”

Guns keyboardist DIZZY REED recently said that all the original members would ATTEND the ceremony . . . but he wasn’t sure if there would be a reunion. He said, quote, “I don’t know exactly what’s going to go down.”

Now I see why you rear about insane defenses in court, because you never know, it may work.

Last August, 54-year-old Melvyn Webb of Basingstoke, Hampshire, England was riding a train and a woman saw him vigorously FONDLING HIMSELF over his pants. She called the police and he was arrested.

This week, he was on trial for a public indecency charge, and he offered up one hell of a defense: He says he wasn’t pleasuring himself, he was STRUMMING a, quote, “IMAGINARY BANJO.” And, believe it or not, the jury bought it.

Melvyn also demonstrated how he plays an imaginary banjo on his leg in the courtroom . . . and the jury couldn’t find proof he was playing with himself and NOT air banjoing. So he got off. YEAHHHH HE DID!  I can’t wait for the “I was schucking some imaginary corn on the cob” alibi.  Here is a pic of our banjo beater.

 

 

(Mirror.co.uk)

If you thought CHYNA was the pro wrestler you’d least like to see in a porno, I think I can change your mind. Because there’s a HULK HOGAN sex tape being shopped around.

It features Hulk with an unidentified brunette . . . so it’s obviously not his ex-wife LINDA or his current wife JENNIFER . . . who are both blondes. There’s no word when the tape was filmed.

TMZ saw a clip, in which Hulk pulls off his shirt and tells the woman, quote, “I started to work out again.” Then he runs his hands through his hair. Or what’s left of it. Oh, and Hulk has a thong-shaped tan line.

Hulk isn’t denying this. In fact, he tells TMZ the tape must have been recorded at least five years ago, after his divorce from Linda, but before he met Jennifer . . . when he went on a four-and-a-half-month alcohol-and-sex bender.

He says, quote, “During that time, I don’t even remember people’s names, much less girls.” As such, he doesn’t know who the woman in this tape is.

But he will be sending his legal team after anyone who tries to distribute it. (–Listen to Hulk’s comments here.)

Hulks attorney says he didn’t even know he was being recorded, and called the tape, quote, “an outrageous invasion of privacy and breach of trust if it is genuine.”

Seems tough to embarass a guy that wears a speedo and a doo-rag.

You would too if you had to listen to Fox News.