You remember the “Very Special Episodes” in sit-coms right? Someone was touched by an adult a bike shop, and they next 30 mins is used to explain how you should always fix your own bike. Here is a montage of the top 50 episodes.
On Thursday night, 22-year-old Alan Golden of Las Cruces, New Mexico ate dinner at Applebee’s with two women. Their check was less than $30. Which apparently was too rich for Alan’s blood. So he decided to DINE-AND-DASH.
There was just one SMALL thing he didn’t realize.
His waiter that night was a cop. The waiter handling the next table over was a cop. The hosts in the front were also cops.
It’s because Applebee’s was hosting a POLICE FUNDRAISER that night called Tip-A-Cop . . . so ALL of the employees were cops raising money for New Mexico’s Special Olympians.
When Alan dined-and-dashed, he was immediately SWARMED by cops working there and arrested. He’s facing a charge of obtaining services less than $100.
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A grooming brand called The Bluebeards Revenge just did a poll on the manliest and least manly dog breeds. Here are the top five and the bottom five, based on the percentage of votes they got . . .I think they totally got it right. 
Manliest Dogs:
#1.) English bulldog, 20%.
#2.) Rottweiler, 18%.
#3.) German shepherd, 12%.
#4.) Great Dane, 9%.
#5.) Irish setter, 8%
Least Manly Dogs:
#1.) Chihuahua, 37%.
#2.) Poodle, 19%.
#3.) Pug, 9%.
#4.) Papillon, 9%.
#5.) Shih Tzu, 7%.
(CisionWire)
Awesome friends, I am really glad she didn’t suffocake. YEAHHHH THAT is good stuff.