I’m guessing you haven’t bought your girlfriend or wife a Valentine’s Day present yet, right? That’s okay, it’s only February 1st.

But if you’re looking for some direction on what to get her . . . wait. Let me rephrase: Since you’re DEFINITELY looking for some direction on what to get her . . . here’s a new survey from Sears that found out what women most want on Valentine’s Day.

#1.) Jewelry, 29%.

#2.) Flowers and chocolate, 20%.

#3.) Perfume, 9%.

#4.) TIE: A technology product, 8% . . . and LINGERIE, 8%.

#6.) Kitchen or home item, 6%.

#7.) TIE: Shoes, handbag, or other accessory, 5% . . . and a clothing item, 5%.

#9.) Fitness or exercise item, 1%.

Match.com just released the results of a new study about the connection between your dating life and your smart phone. Here are their six big findings . . .

#1.) 75% of people say that email and texting have “significantly” improved their dating lives.

#2.) iPhone users are most likely to date someone in their workplace. 25% of iPhone users say they’ve had an office romance in the past five years.

#3.) Android users are most likely to have sex on a first date, at 62%.

#4.) BlackBerry users are most likely to get DRUNK on a first date. (–Possibly over the misery of being out-of-date?)

#5.) BlackBerry users are also most likely to experience love at first sight.

#6.) The number one deal-breaker when it comes to dating and phones is actually pulling out your phone to text during a date.

A company called Headwater Holidays did a study to find the secret to a happy marriage. According to them, here’s what happy couples do:

They go on two vacations a year. Happy couples also go on two more “short breaks,” like a long weekend away.

They say “I love you” four and a half times a week. And share a “lingering kiss” six times a week.

They have sex twice a week . . . and cuddle five and a half times.

They go out to dinner three times a month . . . and go out for drinks together just as often. They go out with friends WITHOUT their spouse twice a month.

They have two deep, meaningful conversations, and one healthy argument each week. And they also surprise each other with a romantic gesture three times a month.

I wish they used the song from Sigue Sigue Sputnik like in the movie. I knew they would use Oh Yeah instead. Still a great commercial.

Pretty good. A couple funny cameos.

The company that owns the song has filed a lawsuit against Newt. Apparently, they’ve been trying to stop him from using the song at political events for FOUR years now . . . but he keeps on using it. The suit is seeking unspecified damages. Here is a video of him using it, it’s pretty amusing. You Know, Rocky Balboa, Hulk Hogan, and NEWT Gingrich.

I may be the only who cares about this, but this is aweosme! This guy gets our “he with too much free time” award of the day.

Did ICE CUBE have a good day on January 20th, 1992? Yes . . . claims some random dude named Donovan, who’s probably never even met Ice Cube”Donovan” analyzed the lyrics of Cube’s 1993 song “It Was a Good Day”, until he determined the exact day that the song was about.
According to his research, January 20th, 1992 is the only day where:

1.) “Yo! MTV Raps” was on air.

2.) It was a clear and smogless day in Los Angeles.

3.) Beepers were commercially available.

4.) The Los Angeles Lakers beat the Seattle SuperSonics.

5.) And Ice Cube had no events to attend, and was free to chill.

Fortunately, this guy “showed his work.” If you’d like to see the breakdown of his thought-process, hit up MurkAvenue.tumblr.com.
Ice Cube has not responded.