WET WILLY DRAWS A TECHNICAL FOUL IN AN NBA GAME

In case you missed it, Delonte West of the Dallas Mavericks got a technical foul on Monday night . . . for giving an opposing player a WET WILLY. The unlucky recipient was Gordon Hayward of the Utah Jazz.

Yesterday, Hayward said he wanted to start swinging, but knew HE’D get a technical if he started a fight. He added that he, quote, “got the last laugh,” because the Jazz ended up beating the Mavericks 123 to 121 in triple overtime.

Gawd I wish Hayward would have given a windmill backhand to West. How you can let another man treat you like a total bitch is beyond me. Guess that’s the type of men we are breeding these days. Charles barkly circa 1986 aint lettin’ someone do that to him, young guys these days have become so soft, I can’t take it.