YOUR DAILY DUMBASS!
On Thursday night, 22-year-old Alan Golden of Las Cruces, New Mexico ate dinner at Applebee’s with two women. Their check was less than $30. Which apparently was too rich for Alan’s blood. So he decided to DINE-AND-DASH.
There was just one SMALL thing he didn’t realize.
His waiter that night was a cop. The waiter handling the next table over was a cop. The hosts in the front were also cops.
It’s because Applebee’s was hosting a POLICE FUNDRAISER that night called Tip-A-Cop . . . so ALL of the employees were cops raising money for New Mexico’s Special Olympians.
When Alan dined-and-dashed, he was immediately SWARMED by cops working there and arrested. He’s facing a charge of obtaining services less than $100.