There was a lot of talk on Twitter about this yesterday, so I wanted to post it. What happened to Lark Voorhies from Saved By the Bell? She is 38 years old now, and she looks pretty crazy. She says she is doing “quite wonderful”, so who am I to judge?

I STRONGLY suggest you think back to this story the next time you consider growing a HANDLEBAR MUSTACHE, a FU MANCHU or a SOUL PATCH. Awful facial hair can lead to awful things.

On Sunday afternoon, 53-year-old Joyce Speciale-Detweiler of Easton, Pennsylvania got into a HUGE argument with her husband, Donald Detweiler. Over his facial hair.

Sadly, the police didn’t specify what kind of facial hair style Donald was rocking. So we’re just letting our imaginations run wild with it.

Anyway, the fight escalated and Joyce ended up grabbing a pole attachment off the vacuum cleaner . . . and hit Donald over the head with it. She kept hitting him until the pole broke, then she started scratching and hitting him.

She was arrested and charged with simple assault and harassment.

(Lehigh Valley Live)

Here’s something that happens in pretty much EVERY action movie these days, including “The Avengers” . . . and yet I’ll bet you’ve never noticed just how prevalent it is: The THREE-POINT LANDING.

It’s when your hero or villain hits the ground, crouched on TWO FEET AND ONE HAND. The other arm is usually thrust dramatically in the air behind him . . . although that’s not a requirement.

And yes, there’s video proof of just how often this happens.

45-year-old Catherine Scalia of East Rockaway, New York owns a hot dog truck and spends her days driving around, selling hot dogs. And MORE. Because in 2004, she was busted for PROSTITUTION too.

Back in ’04, she FLASHED an undercover cop who was investigating her for prostitution. She said she did it because she needed more money on, quote, “a bad hot dog day. I sold maybe $5 worth of hot dogs.” She spent four years in jail.

And now, eight years later, it happened AGAIN. Last week, she offered to give a HAPPY ENDING to an undercover cop who bought one of her hot dogs out of her camper . . . and even took him to her home to do it.

She was arrested for prostitution and pleaded not guilty. The cops were investigating her again after some of her neighbors complained about what she was doing.

And by the way . . . her hot dog business is unlicensed. Meaning that there’s no guarantee that ANYTHING she sells out of her camper is clean and sanitary. *I will stay away from any sex/weiner puns for you, There’s too many. And btw in case you were wondering, I’m in.

(New York Post)

55-year-old Sharon Simmons of Carrollton, Texas is a single mother and a grandmother of two. And on Saturday, she tried out to become a DALLAS COWBOYS cheerleader.

Now . . . she doesn’t LOOK like a stereotypical grandmother. She’s been entering fitness competitions since she turned 50, and has won nine of the 20 she’s entered. She’s also got a six-pack and blonde hair.

So Sharon tried out to become a Cowboys cheerleader along with hundreds of other women. She says she actually forgot her routine, but improvised okay.

Right now, the oldest cheerleader in the NFL is 43-year-old Laura Vikmanis, who’s a cheerleader for the Cincinnati Bengals.

(The Raiders also had a 37-year-old grandmother on their cheerleading squad last season)

While it’s impressive that Sharon tried out, she didn’t get a callback, so she won’t be a Cowboys cheerleader.

You tellin’ me the Seahawks couldn’t use her?

(Fox Sports Southwest)