JENNY MCCARTHY might be nailing Chicago Bears linebacker BRIAN URLACHER.
The two of them had dinner together at a Beverly Hills joint called Mastro’s Tuesday night. They tried to sneak out the back door, but the paparazzi caught them.
Urlacher really loves talentless blondes doesn’t he? And btw, how rangy is Jenny McCarthy? From Jim Carrey’s to Brian Urlacher? You can’t find two body types further apart!
In case you missed it, ANDERSON COOPER had another laughing fit on live TV Tuesday. He was doing a segment on Dyngus Day . . . which is a Polish holiday celebrating the end of Lent.
He was already pretty amused by the word “Dyngus.” Then he lost it after he played a clip of a guy saying that one tradition is for girls to tap boys with a pussywillow branch.
(–Anderson also did this last August while he was reporting on Gerard Depardieu relieving himself on an airplane. He starts laughing at 1:40.)
Not sure if they keep world records on this kind of thing . . . but over the weekend a man in Tennessee managed to commit TEN separate felonies in just nine hours. He’s 24-year-old William Todd of Kentucky. And here’s what he did.
#1.) He took a Greyhound to Nashville, Tennessee and broke into a local business.
#2.) He stole a Taser, a shotgun, a revolver, and a t-shirt.
#3.) Then he burned the place to the ground.
#4.) He went to a local bar and held four patrons at gunpoint.
#5.) He robbed all four people, using the Taser on one and pistol whipping another.
#6.) He carjacked a taxi driver at gunpoint.
#7.) He drove the taxi to a Walmart and bought food with stolen credit cards.
#8.) He broke into a hotel’s law offices and vandalized it by POOPING on a desk.
#9.) He robbed some of the hotel guests at gunpoint.
#10.) And then, finally, he carjacked another taxi at knifepoint.
–After that he was finally caught. He’s facing 10 felony charges for his nine-hour spree.
(Yahoo News)
Chevy Chase Tells Dan Harmon He Needs More Range on CommunityCelebuzz.com has a new audio recording of CHEVY CHASE ranting about “Community” to the show’s creator, Dan Harmon. Like the last one, this is apparently a voicemail that Chevy left Harmon.
Harmon allegedly played it for some “production executives” . . . and this is a recording of that, because you can hear Harmon interject a few times on the tape. It’s unclear how this tape made it to the Internet.
A spokesperson for Chevy refused to comment on it, and said that it’s, quote, “over a year old.” So in other words, Chevy has been at odds with Harmon and the show for a while now.
The clip runs more than three minutes and features Chevy complaining that all the funny improvisation he does is cut out in the editing. He says, quote, “Obviously you don’t get my humor at all . . .
“It’s just [an effing] mediocre sitcom. I want people to laugh, and this isn’t funny. And it ain’t funny to me, because I’m 67-years old and I’ve been making people laugh a long time, and I’ve been doing it a lot better than this.”
There’s another one of those re-edits on YouTube where they piece together the lyrics to a whole song. This time someone used clips of random movie characters. And the song is “Don’t Stop Believin’” by Journey.
A black bear has been showing up in a neighborhood outside L.A. for a month, and yesterday morning authorities finally caught it. But not before it gave one resident the scare of his LIFE. (–It happened in La Crescenta, about 10 miles north of L.A.)
The guy heard helicopters, went outside to see what was going on, and came face-to-face with the bear. But he didn’t see it until it was about ten feet in front of him . . . because he was walking and texting.
A local news station got it all on video, and the anchors immediately started laughing.
On Wednesday, police tried to arrest 26-year-old Travis Nicolaysen of Port Angeles, Washington for parole violations and assaulting his girlfriend. Nicolaysen has five felony convictions including domestic violence, burglary, and theft.
So he ran . . . and actually got away. But since then, the cops have been keeping track of him . . . because he just keeps UPDATING HIS FACEBOOK PAGE.
On Wednesday, when he got away, a friend posted on his wall, quote, “Cops all over you.” The next day he responded, quote, “Ya got away thanks bro.”
Since then, some of his friends have been posting on his wall telling him to turn himself in . . . and some, including his Aunt Teri, have been telling him to keep on running.
He also logged on to change his relationship status from “in a relationship” to “single.” (???)
Police in Port Angeles say they’ve reached out to Facebook to get information about his location when he made the posts . . . but it hasn’t helped them track him down.
(Peninsula Daily News)
If you watched BUBBA WATSON win the Masters on Sunday, check him out in an AWESOME boy band parody posted on YouTube last year.
It’s a music video featuring Bubba and three other PGA golfers . . . Ben Crane, Rickie Fowler, and Hunter Mahan. And they’re all playing golf in ridiculous outfits: For example, Bubba is in overalls . . . with no shirt.
