Dereck Chisora and David Haye face life bans for this post-fight brawl. Please let them fight in the ring, it would be awesome! By the way, the British accent makes them sound so sophisticated, it’s like someome dubbed in their voices for British TV or something.

This guy KNOWS that if you’ve got it, you flaunt it.
Last week, 32-year-old Verdon Lamont Taylor of Downingtown, Pennsylvania went to a Walmart, stripped down outside, then went in . . . TOTALLY NAKED. And he was flaunting his DELICIOUS 300-pound body.

Verdon’s plan was, apparently, to steal clothing. Which makes sense, for a naked man. Only Verdon didn’t steal, ya know, boxers or shorts or even a large poncho or mumu . . . no, all he stole was SOCKS.

And he used the socks on his feet . . . NOT to cover himself elsewhere.

As he walked around the store in his new socks, the police arrived . . . and used a Taser to get him down. Afterward, he spat on a cop and fought them as they loaded him into a cop car.

He was arrested for indecent exposure, aggravated assault, simple assault, retail theft, receiving stolen property, and disorderly conduct. Happy Monday….

Last week, in St. James City, Florida, 28-year-old Alicia Martin and 23-year-old Kathryn Rayannic were drinking heavily at a bar called The Waterfront. They eventually ran out of money . . . but wanted to keep drinking.

So they started walking around the bar offering to FLASH THEIR BREASTS for BEER MONEY. But NO ONE took them up on their offer. That sounds strange . . . but when you take a look at their mugshots, it makes sense.

Anyway, other customers started telling them to stop harassing everyone . . . and that’s when Alicia and Kathryn turned VIOLENT.

They shoved and punched one female employee . . . and Alicia PULLED A KNIFE on a male employee who tried to get them to stop.

Alicia was arrested and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and battery. Kathryn was charged with disorderly conduct.

Believe it or not, having a Porsche does NOT make you invincible. So let’s all channel our jealousy into mockery.

On Thursday, a guy in San Francisco was driving his Porsche 911 and tried to get around a traffic jam by driving through wet cement. And even a Porsche can’t magically do that.

In the photos, you can see construction workers trying to get the car out of the cement before it gets stuck there permanently. The whole underneath of the car and the brakes will have to be cleaned or replaced.

Some french Paparazzi scumbag named Jeanne Claude Elfassi claims he bought the tape from her ex, and will publish the pictures unscencored on his blog sometime Friday.  If it happens, I will be sure to let you know.  Here is the first one that he claims is from the tape that a french magazine called Public posted.  Let’s hope it’s not true, but until then I will keep refreshing every 15 seconds for you.  I hate to disappoint, but that doesn’t look like her to me.