THIS is why carjacking isn’t for everyone.

Around 1:30 A.M. on Monday, 18-year-old Jamel Wilson of Knoxville, Tennessee and a juvenile whose name wasn’t released CARJACKED a guy.

They pulled a gun, the driver got out of the car, and they got in. But there was a problem. Neither one of them knew how to DRIVE A STICK.

The make and model of the car wasn’t released. All we know is that it had a manual transmission. And when the guys couldn’t figure out how to use a clutch or shift gears, they got out and started running.

The cops quickly caught up with them. Both were arrested.

Anyone else think it’s weird when a grown man can’t drive a stick?

(Jackson Sun)

A local news crew in central Arkansas was doing a story about a tree that landed on a house, but ended up filming something ELSE as well.

They were in the middle of taping an interview with the elderly couple who lived there, when a guy walked out of the woods . . . and he was completely NAKED.

The husband saw him before anyone else did, and he had the best line. He said, quote, “I oughtta go out there and start a [butt] kicking contest.”

The naked guy was 22-year-old Nathaniel Koba, and police ended up arresting him for indecent exposure and public intoxication.

The Red Sox’ triple-A team has an outfielder named Jason Repko. And on Sunday, he made one of the best catches of the SEASON. He robbed a grand slam, hit the left field fence, and flipped OVER it.

No one likes to have loud, crying babies on their flight . . . but sometimes parents of newborns need to get somewhere. So what can they do?

Parents of 14-week-old twin boys in San Francisco had to take a cross-country flight on Sunday . . . and they realized that people wouldn’t be happy to see them. (–Their names weren’t given.)

So when they boarded, the parents handed out little bags of candy to the other people on the plane.

The bags also had a note supposedly ‘written’ by the baby boys. It said, quote, “Hello! We’re twin baby boys on our first flight . . . we’ll try to be on our best behavior, but we’d like to apologize in advance, just in case we lose our cool.”

And the parents also brought earplugs for everyone, just in case the boys got too loud.

(Reddit)

(–Here are her four mugshots from the 26-hour span.)

There’s only one way to play AC/DC music. And that’s with the volume jacked up to WAKE UP THE NEIGHBORS. 53-year-old Joyce Coffey of Epping, New Hampshire is living proof.

Last Tuesday afternoon, Joyce’s neighbors called the cops because Joyce was BLASTING “Highway To Hell”. The police arrested her for a noise violation.

A few hours later, she was home and blasting music again. It’s not clear if it was AC/DC . . . but it IS clear that it was loud enough to get her neighbors to call the cops. So she was arrested again.

A few hours later, she was home again. And AGAIN, she was blasting music. She was arrested AGAIN.

And finally, she was home again and THREW A FRYING PAN at her nephew. Which got her arrested AGAIN, for the fourth time in 26 hours. This one actually stuck and the cops decided NOT to release her right away.

(Boston.com / Gawker)

PEARL JAM closed out JAY-Z’S “Made in America” music festival on Sunday, and Jay joined them onstage for a version of his hit “99 Problems”.

So when Andre is forced back to the dressing room, at the 4:13 mark you can catch a glimpse of a 13 year old Hotshot Scott with a blonde Boz cut, and a jean jacket on (it was 1987, I’m 13, back off) sitting next to my friend Critter. Gawd I love Youtube.