Here’s another reason to PULL UP YOUR PANTS. Someone FINALLY got thrown in jail JUST for having their pants sagging too low.

On Tuesday, 20-year-old LaMarcus Ramsey of Prattville, Alabama was appearing in court to enter a plea for a stolen property case. But the judge, John Bush, wasn’t focused so much on that.

He zeroed in on LaMarcus’s pants . . . which were in a DEEP SAG.

And Bush decided to hold LaMarcus in contempt because, quote, “you showed your butt in court. You can spend three days in jail. When you get out you can buy pants that fit, or at least get a belt . . . so your underwear doesn’t show.”

LaMarcus’s trial is on June 11th for alleged theft of an air conditioner from a church.

(Montgomery Advertiser)

The London Olympic Committee Wanted to Know if the Late Keith Moon “Would Be Available” to Perform at the Olympics

There’s been talk that THE WHO may perform during the Olympics in London this summer . . . but nothing has been announced yet. If they do, the organizers were apparently hoping that drummer KEITH MOON might come back to life for it.

The Who’s manager says the London Olympic Committee asked him if Keith “would be available” to perform. Keith died of a drug overdose in 1978.

He says, quote, “I emailed back saying Keith now resides in Golders Green Crematorium . . . if they have a round table, some glasses and candles, we might contact him.”

JENNY MCCARTHY might be nailing Chicago Bears linebacker BRIAN URLACHER.

The two of them had dinner together at a Beverly Hills joint called Mastro’s Tuesday night. They tried to sneak out the back door, but the paparazzi caught them.

Urlacher really loves talentless blondes doesn’t he? And btw, how rangy is Jenny McCarthy? From Jim Carrey’s to Brian Urlacher? You can’t find two body types further apart!

In case you missed it, ANDERSON COOPER had another laughing fit on live TV Tuesday. He was doing a segment on Dyngus Day . . . which is a Polish holiday celebrating the end of Lent.

He was already pretty amused by the word “Dyngus.” Then he lost it after he played a clip of a guy saying that one tradition is for girls to tap boys with a pussywillow branch.

(–Anderson also did this last August while he was reporting on Gerard Depardieu relieving himself on an airplane. He starts laughing at 1:40.)

Not sure if they keep world records on this kind of thing . . . but over the weekend a man in Tennessee managed to commit TEN separate felonies in just nine hours. He’s 24-year-old William Todd of Kentucky. And here’s what he did.

#1.) He took a Greyhound to Nashville, Tennessee and broke into a local business.

#2.) He stole a Taser, a shotgun, a revolver, and a t-shirt.

#3.) Then he burned the place to the ground.

#4.) He went to a local bar and held four patrons at gunpoint.

#5.) He robbed all four people, using the Taser on one and pistol whipping another.

#6.) He carjacked a taxi driver at gunpoint.

#7.) He drove the taxi to a Walmart and bought food with stolen credit cards.

#8.) He broke into a hotel’s law offices and vandalized it by POOPING on a desk.

#9.) He robbed some of the hotel guests at gunpoint.

#10.) And then, finally, he carjacked another taxi at knifepoint.

–After that he was finally caught. He’s facing 10 felony charges for his nine-hour spree.

(Yahoo News)

Chevy Chase Tells Dan Harmon He Needs More Range on CommunityCelebuzz.com has a new audio recording of CHEVY CHASE ranting about “Community” to the show’s creator, Dan Harmon. Like the last one, this is apparently a voicemail that Chevy left Harmon.

Harmon allegedly played it for some “production executives” . . . and this is a recording of that, because you can hear Harmon interject a few times on the tape. It’s unclear how this tape made it to the Internet.

A spokesperson for Chevy refused to comment on it, and said that it’s, quote, “over a year old.” So in other words, Chevy has been at odds with Harmon and the show for a while now.

The clip runs more than three minutes and features Chevy complaining that all the funny improvisation he does is cut out in the editing. He says, quote, “Obviously you don’t get my humor at all . . .

“It’s just [an effing] mediocre sitcom. I want people to laugh, and this isn’t funny. And it ain’t funny to me, because I’m 67-years old and I’ve been making people laugh a long time, and I’ve been doing it a lot better than this.”

There’s another one of those re-edits on YouTube where they piece together the lyrics to a whole song. This time someone used clips of random movie characters. And the song is “Don’t Stop Believin’” by Journey.